Cooper: What is that one word that means to be in disguise?
Me: Um, disguised?
Cooper: No, a cooler one.
Me: Hmm..um…oh, incognito?
Cooper: Yeah! That’s it! Is that Chinese?
Me: No. It’s English.
Cooper: So it’s Spanish?
Me: No. I just told you that it’s English.
Cooper: Can’t be.
In car, Part II:
In response to Sophie having a lengthy and crazy meltdown in the backseat, I tried to think of a song to sing to soothe her, which almost always works. For some reason, the first song to come to mind was Home on the Range, so I start belting it out.
Cooper: What is that all about?!
Me: It’s a cool song. It’s a song cowboys sing.
Me: Because it gives them something to sing while they ride around on their horses. It’s just what they do. Cool, huh?
Cooper: But we don’t have a horse.
Me: I know.
Cooper: But horses are cute.
Me: Yeah, they are kinda cute.
Cooper: But Zhu Zhu pets are cuter.